Natasha, we make it to Moscow... now what? I dunno Boris! |
As a backup we would consider one of the other countries in the area where you could visit for a few months, including Vietnam, Cambodia, Thailand, Malaysia, etcetera. In the end, we might visit all the said countries, but the point is we decided on Asia, choice one. The tickets were a killer, heading to Shanghai first and then onward to Thailand. Actually, the trip went from Fez to Pisa and Pisa to Budapest via Ryanair, cheap flights and cheap flights. Budapest to Moscow and Moscow to Shanghai via Aeroflot, Not as bad as it could have been. Then from Shanghai to Bangkok via Sri Lankan Air, damn good flight, damn good service.
Let's just say that we had jetlag. The time difference was 9 hours from Fez to Shanghai, and we lost one of those hours on the way to Thailand, then we had to spend the night at the airport in Moscow. In Moscow, the kids were pleasantly surprised to find that a Baskin Robbins was open at about 3 o'clock in the morning. So for all you know-it-alls who would never let your kids eat ice cream at 3 AM in the airport in Moscow, what time is that in Boston? Quick! I didn't think so. So we let them each get a scoop, with their own money, since they wanted it right then, instead of waiting till at least 6 or 7 in the morning. Your money, your rules. Also, we managed to score a couple cuban cigars, just to taste. After spending some time in Ybor City, Tampa, I must say there really, really is a difference in taste too.
Everyone eventually drifted off to sleep in Moscow except me and Asari. Jacob tried to fight hard as well, I think he even made it too. He was the main lobby for ice cream. But Asari was awake to be awake and keep me on my toes. We started naming capitals cities by alphabet and had made our way to about x when a Russian who spoke English fairly well asked if he could sit down. There was an open seat next to Asari. We acted like we didn't hear. Before I could shift to sit in that seat he sat down. We are both thinking, where will this be going and how do we get off. He is excited to see Jacob and I am unexcited about this, wondering if I need to send him about his way or get security. He is also carrying a beer. I get him to start talking. He is a soccer player from a military team, apparently. He has a vacation going to Hurgada. Apparently he misses his kids, I try to relay that it is good that he misses his kids, but my kids are mine, and to back off. Slowly he comes to understand. In the meantime, since he is holding this huge Russian forty ounce, and in an attempt at good will and diplomacy, and since the airport is practically empty, I tell Asari to keep an eye on things as I walk with this guy to get him out of our hair.
I hear Candice slowly waking, and we head out to buy me a beer. Half way down the walkway, we see one of many vending machines, selling cold beer. Why I would want a beer at three o'clock in the morning is beyond me, but here I am with one in my hands, trying to mentally convert it into a cappuccino. In addition, I now have a contact in Moscow, although, I don't know when I will ever use that contact. When we return, I find Candice and the girls awake and bundled together. Apparently, some big Russian had stole Leah's sleeping bench. I was about to get mad, then I thought, it is public space. I mean, what would you do on the bus? And he didn't steal it to sleep on, he and his family used it to sit down. Still, it wouldn't have went down if I was there, but you can't keep every crazy Russian in check at the same time, as one person. Once I figured that situation out, my newfound Russian friend's flight to Hurgada began boarding. I encouraged him not to miss it. He boarded on the way to Egyptian bliss.
A few hours later and we boarded our much better flight to Shanghai. Although the food was indeed awful the people were much cleaner and no drinking was allowed on the flight. The flight from Budapest to Moscow was a few hours, the one to Shanghai from Moscow was nine hours. So you can imagine what it would have been like to be on a plane with a bunch of drunk smelly people all that time. However, since this was a larger plane on a longer flight, I assume they considered that when making it a non drinking flight. The only problem was the food. I had requested vegetarian food, but it had been denied along with our advanced seating request. But I blame that on the ticket aggregator, you really do get what you pay for. Let's just say that the salmon they brought out in the salmon salad looked like someone had chewed it and spit it in the middle of the poor wilted lettuce. We should have brought more snacks, nine hours is an incredibly long time to share an orange and a few nuts.
Finally, Ice Cream |
Asari stayed awake the whole time |
Thinking of Ice Cream! |
So we are now in Thailand for the month, we are moving on to Malaysia for the next month and from there maybe Bali or Goa. Who can tell? I guess we might base that one on where we want to be to ring in the 2012 event. Whether you believe it or not, it should be a good reason for a nice party, no? Next time, we find out if I really am the tallest man in Bangkok!
Pad Thai |
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